Pairing: None
Rating: PG
Notes: Double drabble for

Accidental damage
“Lester, before you shout at me, it really wasn’t my fault. See, Sid and Nancy were playing and Nancy jumped on Sid and they rolled into the table. I tried to catch it, honest! It’s not really that bad; I can fix it, I know I can-”
Lester stopped Connor’s ramblings before he turned blue. “Take a breath. Now, what did you break?”
Connor took a ceramic table lamp out from behind his back. In three pieces.
“I’ll get you a new one.”
Lester eyed the lamp. “My ex wife chose that,” he said. “Never did like the damn thing.”