Pairing: Lester / Connor
Rating: PG-13
Notes: For

Things that go bump in the night
“I think someone’s in the flat!” Connor whispered. “I heard footsteps.”
Lester got out of bed and, armed with a cricket bat, they went to investigate.
They found the burglar in the kitchen, backed up against the refrigerator, frozen to the spot. The two Diictadons had cornered him, obviously not appreciating their sleep being disturbed. Sid growled menacingly as Nancy chewed on the man’s jeans. When he saw them enter, he looked up with panicked eyes.
“Get ‘em away from me!”
Lester smiled, suddenly liking Connor’s pets a whole lot more.
“I don’t think so,” he replied, dialling the police.