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Fic: Don't ask...

Title: Don’t ask…
Pairing: None / gen
Word Count: 550
Summary: Peanut-butter-cookie induced crack fic…

Don’t ask…

There was sudden static tingle in the air that made the hair on Danny’s arms stand on end, making him shiver.

“Weird. Did you feel that; what the hell was it? Becks?”

Danny looked around, frowning, when there was no response but Becker was nowhere to be seen.


There was no one else in the room with him; the spot where Becker had been standing only moments earlier empty except for… Danny frowned and moved closer. What the hell?

Crouching down, Danny picked up the object.

It was one of those little toys, one of the little plastic trolls with the brightly coloured bushy hair that could be stuck on the top of a pencil. Only this one was different. This one had a shock of black hair and the annoyed expression on its face was startlingly familiar.

Danny stared at it for a moment before tentatively asking, “Becker?” and feeling stupid for even asking.

No matter how stupid he felt, however, he knew that his first instinct was right. When he heard footsteps approaching, he stuffed the troll hastily into his jeans pocket.

“Hey, Quinn, have you seen Becker anywhere?”

Danny smiled amiably at the soldier. “He left a while ago, said he was heading to the armoury,” he lied easily, watching as the soldier left again.

Heading back to his office, he took the troll out of his pocket again and set it on his desk as he started on the pile of paperwork he’d been ignoring for the past week.


A couple of hours later, Danny felt the same static tingle on his skin as he had earlier and looked at the troll. It looked exactly the same; maybe he’d imagined the whole thing. Maybe the insanity of the ARC was getting to him. Still, he moved away from the desk, keeping his eyes on the troll; he had to see for himself that his insane theory was correct.

The change was instantaneous. One moment the troll was on his desk, right where he’d left it, and the next, Becker was. Becker moved, accidentally knocking over the tub of pens on Danny’s desk as he got to his feet, blushing when he saw Danny watching.

Despite the fact that he’d half expected it to happen, it took a while for Danny to find the words.

“What the fucking hell was that?”

Becker gave him a look that clearly said he didn’t want to talk about it, but Danny was having none of it.

“It’s hard to explain,” Becker told him.

“Try anyway. I could have just left you for Reynolds to find, but I didn’t. I covered for you,” Danny reminded him.

Reluctantly Becker agreed to explain it all later over dinner. “Oh, and if you could avoid putting me in your pocket if it happens again, I’d be grateful,” he added. “There’s a bloody big hole in it and you wouldn’t believe the view I got.”

Danny just smirked. “Be nice to me, mate, or next time you’ll find yourself on top of a pencil…”



( 27 comments — Leave a comment )
Sep. 15th, 2013 11:24 am (UTC)
LOL The hole in the pocket is brilliant!
Sep. 16th, 2013 07:18 pm (UTC)
Thanks! Once we'd had this conversation at the weekend, I couldn't resist.
Sep. 15th, 2013 11:35 am (UTC)
Rofl. I blame Louise personally. I think the rest of us were merely innocent bystanders.
Sep. 16th, 2013 07:18 pm (UTC)
Though I seem to remember much group participation in the discussion... *g*
Sep. 15th, 2013 01:16 pm (UTC)
Hee! That made me smile on a very dreary Sunday :-D
Sep. 16th, 2013 07:19 pm (UTC)
Glad I could make you smile!
Sep. 15th, 2013 02:51 pm (UTC)
Not the troll hair!!
Sep. 16th, 2013 07:20 pm (UTC)
It had to have the fluffy troll-hair!
Sep. 15th, 2013 04:13 pm (UTC)
*snorfle*. Those peanut butter cookies were lethal!
Love how neatnik Becker turned into a scruffy-haired troll - and the view in Danny's trousers was classic!
Sep. 16th, 2013 07:22 pm (UTC)
Those cookies have a lot to answer for! Especially since this buny has since spawned 1300 words of a sequel.

I couldn't resist putting in the pole in Danny's pocket *g*
Sep. 16th, 2013 10:44 am (UTC)
Lol! Those peanut butter cookies have a lot to answer for!
Sep. 16th, 2013 07:23 pm (UTC)
Unfortunately, I can't blame the cookies for the the sequel...

I just couldn't resist *g*
Sep. 16th, 2013 03:07 pm (UTC)
*Snorts* Hilarious!
Sep. 16th, 2013 07:24 pm (UTC)
Ah, the madness that weekend Denial meetups inspire...
Sep. 16th, 2013 06:36 pm (UTC)
Hahaha!!! Aw, bless him. Poor Becker *g* This is complete and utter genius. Thank you!!
Danny, you wouldn't dare!*bg*
Sep. 16th, 2013 07:14 pm (UTC)
It had to be done *g*

No, Danny wouldn't dare.

The really scary part is that there are 1300 words of a sequel *headdesk*
Sep. 16th, 2013 07:23 pm (UTC)
I am oddly excited!!!! *waves cookies*
Sep. 17th, 2013 06:48 am (UTC)
*sporfles quietly*
Sep. 23rd, 2013 08:55 pm (UTC)
It had to be done!
Sep. 19th, 2013 10:33 am (UTC)

Much giggling - especially over the hair. And Becker didn't say that he *disliked* the view, so that is promising *VEG*

Love the last line and the bonkers concept
Sep. 23rd, 2013 08:57 pm (UTC)

(The denial meet-up weekend was to entirely blame for the bonkers concept)
Sep. 20th, 2013 06:20 pm (UTC)
*howls* It was a genius idea and this is great!
Sep. 23rd, 2013 08:58 pm (UTC)
Thanks *g*

As soon as the bunny appeared it had to be written.
Sep. 21st, 2013 10:20 pm (UTC)
LOL! Poor Becker!!
Sep. 23rd, 2013 08:59 pm (UTC)
It had to be done!
Dec. 7th, 2018 08:20 pm (UTC)
OMG, this is hilarious 😂
Dec. 8th, 2018 08:14 pm (UTC)
Just could not resist writing it once I got the idea...
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