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Drabbles: Not what it sounds like

Fandom: Primeval
Pairing/s: Nick / Ryan
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 100 x 3
Notes: For primeval100: challenge 250: Past challenges
Using prompts:78- “It’s so… big!”, 142- Nick Cutter, 179- The road not taken

Not what it sounds like


“But it’s so… big!”

Ryan paused with his hand on the door handle to Nick’s office when he heard Stephen’s voice.

“It’s not that big.”

“It feels it! Ouch! That hurts.”

“Just stop tensing up and you’ll be fine.”

“I can’t when you’re doing that.”

Ryan frowned. They really couldn’t be discussing what it sounded like they were, could they? No, you’ve just got a dirty mind, he told himself. Besides, Nick wouldn’t do that to him.

Opening the door, he went in, watching as Nick pulled his jeans back up quickly.

“Do I even want to know?” he asked.

~.~

Nick’s eyes widened in alarm. “It’s not what it looks like, honestly.”

“So please, fill me in.”

Stephen muttered something and made a dash for the door. And then there was one, Ryan thought, closing the door to stop any more escape attempts.

“It was all totally innocent, Ryan.” Nick sighed and sat down, wincing as he did so. “It’s embarrassing. You know when I got knocked over at the anomaly earlier? Well, I landed in a patch of brambles.”

Ryan couldn’t hold back his laughter. “You’re saying that Stephen was helping you get the thorns out of your arse?”

~.~

“And you couldn’t have come to me, why, exactly?”

Nick wouldn’t meet his eyes. “I thought you’d laugh at me- which you did, by the way. I felt stupid enough as it was.”

Ryan sighed, sitting down on the end of Nick’s desk. “So, are they all gone now?”

“Still hurts where that big one was sticking in me.”

“Well maybe I should take you home and put some antiseptic cream on that,” Ryan suggested. “And find a way to take your mind off it…”

Nick smiled. “And next time I need my arse examined, I promise to call you.”

~.~





Comments

( 24 comments — Leave a comment )
fredbassett
Feb. 21st, 2012 07:58 pm (UTC)
LOL!! Poor Nick. *g*

I once had to remove a tick from a friend's arse.
ebonyfeather
Feb. 22nd, 2012 11:08 pm (UTC)
Thanks!

Oh, ouch!
mayakitten
Feb. 21st, 2012 09:07 pm (UTC)
LOL
ebonyfeather
Feb. 22nd, 2012 11:08 pm (UTC)
Thanks!
clea2011
Feb. 21st, 2012 09:26 pm (UTC)
LOL! And ouch! *g*
ebonyfeather
Feb. 22nd, 2012 11:09 pm (UTC)
Thanks!
knitekat
Feb. 21st, 2012 10:43 pm (UTC)
LOL.
ebonyfeather
Feb. 22nd, 2012 11:09 pm (UTC)
Thanks!
lukadreaming
Feb. 21st, 2012 11:39 pm (UTC)
LOL! And my eyes are watering *g*.
ebonyfeather
Feb. 22nd, 2012 11:09 pm (UTC)
Thanks!
It's ok- Ryan will look after him now.
lsellersfic
Feb. 22nd, 2012 06:19 pm (UTC)
LOL! I love that Nick didn't mind confessing to Stephen but was embarrassed about telling Ryan!
ebonyfeather
Feb. 22nd, 2012 11:11 pm (UTC)
Thanks!
I expect that over the years they've know each other, Stephen has seen him in sillier situations that this.
telperion_15
Feb. 22nd, 2012 08:35 pm (UTC)
Hee hee! :)
ebonyfeather
Feb. 22nd, 2012 11:11 pm (UTC)
Thanks!
samueljames
Feb. 22nd, 2012 09:57 pm (UTC)
Aww, this made me laugh. Poor Nick. At least he'll be well looked after.
ebonyfeather
Feb. 22nd, 2012 11:12 pm (UTC)
Thanks!
Oh, yes- Ryan will take good care of him now.
fififolle
Feb. 25th, 2012 06:43 pm (UTC)
Hahaha! Oh Nick. Silly boy.
Lovely!
ebonyfeather
Feb. 28th, 2012 10:14 pm (UTC)
Ryan may laugh at his predicament, but he'll take care of Nick when they get home.
deinonychus_1
Feb. 28th, 2012 09:09 pm (UTC)
lol! Poor Nick.
ebonyfeather
Feb. 28th, 2012 10:14 pm (UTC)
Thanks!
cordeliadelayne
Mar. 7th, 2012 02:05 am (UTC)
Lol!
ebonyfeather
Mar. 8th, 2012 08:07 pm (UTC)
Thanks!
eriah211
Mar. 11th, 2012 08:04 pm (UTC)
ROFL! Oh, Nick ^_^
ebonyfeather
Mar. 12th, 2012 09:52 pm (UTC)
It's ok- he can let Ryan play doctor now...
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